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“Ron, aku baru aja baca blogsmu. Kok mellow gitu sih? Isi yang lucu-lucu lagi dong” - Mirta

“Can’t wait 2 get back.. well, i’ll CU next month okay..God i really miss bdg and everything in bdg.. including you guys.. tau ga skrg gw 50 kgs & jerawat gw parah!” - Mey

“Dijual no cantik Simpati 10 Hoki 081321885299 segel, cuma 25rb! berminat? hub gw” - Yuliadi

“Aku abis kecelakaan” - Ivan

“Besok boleh tp paling sore balik gw gawe jm 4!” - Kasep

“Ron info ttg kps tlp kesekre ge.. skrg..” - Terry

“Ron gw perlu foto close up ditmn lu itu brapa? Digital..” - Terry

“Ron bsk bisanya jam7.. GMn dong? hri ini ntn jam7 ya, b2″ - hm…

1. A guy’s butt is never a factor in a job interview.
2. A guy’s orgasms are real. Always.
3. A guy’s last name stays put.
4. The garage is all his.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. He doesn’t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
7. Chocolate is just another snack.
8. He can wear a white shirt to a water park.
9. Foreplay is optional.
10. He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
11. Car mechanics tell him the truth.
12. He doesn’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices his new haircut.
13. The world is his urinal.
14. Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.
15. He never has to drive to another gas station because “this one’s just too icky.”
16. Same work . . . more pay.
17. Wrinkles add character.
18. He doesn’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
19. Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $100.
20. If he retains water, it’s in a canteen.
21. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.
22. Princess Di’s death was just another obituary.
23. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
24. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
25. Porn movies are designed with him in mind.
26. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
27. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So, notice anything different?”
28. One mood . . . all of the time.

Kamis kemaren gw mendapat tugas ‘ajaib’ dari kantor…
Yaitu motret fashion buat advertorial Ouval Research n 347 (nuts!!)

Panik lah … mengingat gw jauh lebih seneng difoto (heuehuehuehue… ) daripada motret… Foto serius pula!
Walhasil gw hubungin orang pertama yang terlintas di kepala gw… Nanin (thanks pal!). Dia udah sangat berpengalaman dalam hal fashion style… juara deh…

Akhirnya saudara-saudari…….. inilah salah satu foto fashion perdana gw…. gmn? lumayan ga? Ngambilnya didalem ruang ganti, soalnya dia malu klo diluar…. jadi bisa dibayangkan betapa sesak dan gerahnya bila dua orang berada dalam satu ruang berukuran 1×1 meter (belom lagi pandangan aneh pengunjung laen pas kita bedua keluar dari fitting room
ket: modelnya adalah Fajar, salah satu shopkeeper Ouval (sirik yah punggungnya mulus gituh, hahaha)

When was the last time you did something spontaneously??
I did it few days ago…. with someone, just the two of us..

It was late at night… 9 pm, suddenly…unplanned, we went to BSM which was about to close…
The shopkeepers were busy closing their store… the customers were leaving the building..
it was so quiet inside that massive construction

so… what were we doing that quiet nite inside the quiet mall that about to be closed in half an hour? i give u a clue: we’re not going to go shopping

we were going to ride the rollercaster…. yeap, u heard it… ROLLERCOASTER.. Noone else on that ride but us… felt lil ackward at the beginning, but then i felt so loose… so joyful

Like that nite… my life itself is a rollercoaster… these last three weeks i’ve gone through my ups and downs… and it has got nothing to do with the extra job i’m doing (aarrrgh…..). Mostly my ups and down caused by this particular —–

What can I do to make the rollercoaster rise again?

::: I am the Sahara, I will face the moon for centuries. Will the moon be intimidated by me? :::

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.

I’m singing in the rain

Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m happy again
I’m laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just singin’,
Singin’ in the rain

ps: thanx for the dancing n singing dog (Mr. Gene Kelly) and the carpenter dog (Mr. Snoop Dawg).. they’re so damn cute and hillarious… but i still want the pajamas-party-spongebob he3

Setelah bertahun-tahun tgl di Bandung… akhirnya gw berhasil juga makan di WARUNG LELA a.k.a Wa-Le yang terkenal ituh (kamana wae atuh gaya?!?!?!). Itupun karena ada seseorang yang nodong minta di traktir disana, hehe (anyway thanx udah memperkenalkan gw tempat ini)
Lokasinya terpencil man… ngelewatin jalan2 kecil sepi yang kanan kirinya masih gelap gituh … taulah dago atas kaya gimana.. mirip sersan bajuri gitu. Untung pake mobil…. oh iyah, jangan mencoba kesana klo ga bawa mobil… mending ke Sakinah aja, haha..
Warung-nya ada 2 bagian..satu di rumah atas trus satu lagi yg lebih homy di rumah bawah…nyebrang jalan kecil dulu.. dua-duanya sama2 nyaman
Arsitektur n interior Wa-Le bergaya etnik pedesaan…didominasi unsur kayu mulai dari langit2, kursi meja dll… pekarangannya asri dengan tanaman2 hias yang rimbun tp rapih….
personal note: toiletnya lucu banget….

Sebenernya kalo soal makanan sih nggak spesial-spesial banget, cuma suasananya itu lho yang bikin tempat ini oke. Cozy banget, jauh dari keramaian, trus udaranya juga masih sejuk. Buat makan sambil kongko-kongko sama temen (maen capsah banting, hehe), apalagi sama pacar (hiks..!), wuaah… mantap! Asal tau aja, kalo malem lampunya gak terang2 banget, yang ada obor yang temaram dan kemaren pas gw kesana kebetulan diiringi alunan Jim Brickman (romantis abisss…!). Hehehe….

Soal makanan, Warung Lela dijamin nggak bakal bikin kantong jebol. Abis, semua makanan harganya nyaris dipukul rata 8.500-an doang. Cuma… menu di sini semuanya mie or bihun. Yang pake nasi cuman sop buntut doang. Kalopun masih kurang karbohidrat, ada juga kentang/singkong mentega..hmm… yummy… Ada juga makanan kecil buat cuci mulut, paling tiramisu atau black forest doang. Gw sendiri pesen mie Yamien special dua porsi (abis laper banget….!) plus Yoghurt anggur….slurrrp! balik-balik… kenyang banget…

Lokasi: Jl. Kupa No.6 Kompleks Rancakendal, Bandung

Menu andalan: Mie ayam jamur, yamin baso, baso goreng, pangsit lela, tiramisu cake cream

Budget: Jor-joran sih 20.000-an/org lah paling mahal

Brain, Heart, Cock, and Balls are the yin and yang of every man. These four elements are in a never ending power struggle.

If I had to call it right now… the Brain is struggling to stay ahead of Cock and Balls, while the Heart is roaming aimlessly.

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)
Best Day This Week: Friday

This Week’s Advice:
You can discuss your findings behind closed doors with your boss. You may be able to impart knowledge that’s innovative to those searching for a new angle.
New relationships will surface through work-related events.
Your lover may feel rejected.

LIKES:
Hobbies
Romance
Children
Home and country
Parties

DISLIKES:
Aggravating situations
Failure
Opposition
Being told what to do
Advice (good or bad)