*cough cough* you’re fat!!
When I woke up on today’s freezing morning, I felt a lil’ bit hard to make myself stand up and go to the bathroom. Still, there’s no clue
After taking a shower … put on some cologne, stood up in front of the mirror, I just realized something. My inner screamed: “Oh Sweet Holy Mary Geez..!!!!” and I was like “Look at those fats hangin’ out here and there! You look like that Eric Cartmanguy from South Park”. Aaaaaargh!!!
Yeah.. I finally got the clue… I become fatter and fatter everyday. I look chubbier than before. That’s why it’s so strong>heavy… even to lift my own arse.
I need to execute my (every) new year’s resolution… Be healthier, thinner and… get some muscle… I wonder if I can do it this year, coz these lazy genes of mine that lives in every inch of my wide body keep telling me “it’s too tiring”; “u have no time for that, pal”; “yoga is waaaay too expensive” etc..etc… And here’s the result: The chubby-fatty-slowly-heavy me *sigh*
Hope I can do better this year… at least now I have plan to jog and swim every week. It’s cheap, easy burn more calories than any other wasting-time-and-money sports *so i’ve read.. somewhere*
