Love, Lust & Marriage
Sunday, February 5th, 2006
In this -as they said- month of love (yikes!). No less then 5 persons i know decided to tie the knots a.k.a get married. One of them is my brother.
For some people, word “marriage” is as frigthening as “school” or even “hell“. Therefore, i salute them who has the courage to take the next phase of life by ending their single life and share the next phase of their life with someone else or the right one or the half other or the one or whatever they name it.
I hope they’ll have a great marriage and live happily ever after. Wish me luck so i can join you.. someday, LOL.
LOVE, LUST AND MARRIAGE
LOVE: When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST: When intercourse is called “screwing.”
MARRIAGE: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
LOVE: When you share everything you own.
LUST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.
LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE: When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.
LOVE: When your only concern is your partner’s feelings.
LUST: When your only concern is finding a room with mirrors everywhere.
MARRIAGE: When your only concern is what’s on TV.
LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST: When the songs on the radio determine how you should do it.
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE: When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST: When you’re only interested in doing things your partner.
MARRIAGE: When you’re only interested in your golf score.
LOVE: You only leave the house to buy coffee and donuts.
LUST: You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE: You only leave the house when you’re allowed.
