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- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
- If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
- You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
- You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
- Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
- If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
- Why is it called a TV “set” when you only get one?
-Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?
- Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
- Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
- Why is the word “abbreviate” so long?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- How can there be “self help GROUPS”?
- Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn’t we be afraid of the sudden stop?
- Why is it called ‘after dark’, when it is really after light?

Isn’t just weird when…

- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the @#$@ is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
- People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
- When people say “It’s always in the last place you look.” Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
- When people say while watching a film “Did you see that?” No, I paid Rp. 20.000 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
- People who ask, “Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
- When something is “new and improved!” Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, there must have been something before it.
- When people say, “Life is short.” What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

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